A song has to be truly incredibly
for one to love it despite completely hating what it says in its lyrics. Rap is
usually a good example of this for me, with rappers commonly using absolutely
brilliant lines to effectively act like a peacock, strutting about with all of
its feathers out, showing how amazing they are. A famous line around the Frog
on a Log office is Lil Wayne’s line in 3
Peat, “Shit, get on my level, you can’t get on my level. You will need a
space shuttle or a ladder that’s forever” ( I argue that a ladder is the lesser option, what happens if you fall off?). This lyric is
nothing more than petty showboating, yet the image it provides is just
brilliant. Yet despite the prevalence of the awesome-song-terrible-message
effect in rap, it is not unknown to other genres. To that effect I present The Rake’s Song from The Decemberist’s
The Hazards of Love.
Before I get into The Rake’s Song, I think that it is necessary
to give a short description of The Hazards of Love to provide some context. The
Hazards of Love is a wonderful concept album (I am a HUGE sucker for concept
albums) that tells tragic love story of a girl Margaret and William, the
adopted son of a fairy queen. Long story short, they meet, fall for each other,
get it on, and get insta-pregnant. William’s mom finds out and isn’t happy so
William decides to run away with his love, only to find that she has been
kidnapped by a rake named “The Rake” (a rake is a dissolute person, look it up).
Anywho, William chases after her, saves her, and then (spoilers) everyone dies
(except the queen).
On the eccentricity scale ranging from 1 to 10
1- I believe in ghosts
10- I believe I am a ghost ( haven’t you seen the sixth sense?!?!)
The Rake’s Song-2/10
1- I believe in ghosts
10- I believe I am a ghost ( haven’t you seen the sixth sense?!?!)
The Rake’s Song-2/10
The first half of the album serves
as the setup for the action that is to take place in the second act. Everything
is all hunky dory until after the interlude when The Rake’s Song explodes onto the scene. The song signals that the villain
has arrived and that shit is about to go down. The Rake is the most despicable person I have
ever heard of which is saying a lot seeing as I know Steve personally. Not only
is he a complete womanizer/rapist and murdered his children, but he appears to
be proud of it! Take a look at the picture from the album art below, nothing
says “I am evil” like the look on his face, the pose he is striking, his terrifying
bushy eyebrows and comb-over, and the FREAKING RATS used to frame him. He is
made out to be Hitler’s best man. Yet The
Rake’s Song makes me fall completely in love with him.
Is it just me or does he sport a uni-brow? |
The song completely rocks out; the
amazing combination of repetitive chords, booming baseline, and kick-ass drums
are amazing to listen to with the speakers turned up to 11. John and I both
agree that the “all-right”s in the song are the third greatest “all-right”s in
music history ( Revolution by the
Beatles and Hey Ya by Outcast taking
spots number one and two respectively). I
just can’t help belting out the lyrics.
But the lyrics are awful! They are
incredibly chauvinistic, violent, and despicable. Yet despite the terrible
things they say, the way that they are said is quite beautiful. The line “Until
her womb started spilling out babies, Only then did I reckon my curse” is
expressed in the most wonderful way, the word choice excellently establishes the
rake’s attitude. Why say “I started to kill my children” when you could say “So
my burden I began to divest”? The lyrics are elegant poetry that describes a truly
horrific person; the contrast between the two just strengthens the power of
both.
I love this song because it makes
the rake one of the most powerful characters in the album despite his minimal presence
(he only sings in 2 of the seventeen songs, and barely mentioned in 3 others).
He is larger than life; I absolutely love to hate him. So whenever I listen to The Rake’s Song I find myself singing
along, simultaneously praising him and hating him. I just hope that there aren’t
any girls or people who love children around whenever I do.
Dude Beginning to See the Light by The Velvet Underground, there are enough alrights to go around
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